Ethics jokes

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

Should I burn heaven?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?

You decide.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

"No, you hang yourself first..."

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?