Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Ethics Jokes
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
