I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
2+2=7
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
3+3=****
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
