Admission jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.