Admission jokes

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

I groomed 2 minors today.

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

I'm adopted :[

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.