Admission jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.