Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Admission Jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.