What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House ๐
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donโt work like they used to before."
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Joke start.
Punchline!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
