Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.