You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, βHello from the other side!β
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Hahah, funny joke!
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
How do you make the worldβs greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
