Energy jokes
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
The sun is fire.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Why is Joe cool?
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"