We gate.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Me :D
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Depression :)
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
