Emotion jokes
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
U can vent here idc.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.