Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Emotion Jokes
My dog died. I'm so sad.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
U can vent here idc.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
