Emoś jokes
I'm emo, by the way.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.