Emoś jokes
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Like if you know someone emo.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!