Emoś jokes
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
I'm emo, by the way.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.