Emoś jokes
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I'm emo, by the way.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.