Emoś jokes
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.