Emoś jokes
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.