Emoś jokes
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.