Emoś jokes
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.