Emoś jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.