Emoś jokes
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.