Emoś jokes
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.