Emoś jokes
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.