Emoś jokes
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.