Emoś jokes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"