Emoś jokes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.