Emoś jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Like if you are emo.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.