Emoś jokes
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.