Emoś jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!