Emoś jokes

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

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  • What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

    What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

    They both hang like apples.

    There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

    Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

    What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

    The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!