Emoś jokes
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.