Emoś jokes

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Imagine being emo.

Couldn't be me.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

Like if you're emo, LMAO.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Can emos eat happy meals?

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.