Emo

Emo Jokes

Emotion

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Apple

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Tree

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

Boy

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Game

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Kid

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

Nemo

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Man

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Kid

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.