Emo girl jokes
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!