Emo girl jokes
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.