Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
