Embarrassment jokes

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.