Elizabeth jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
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Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations, and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode, and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
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Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???
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