Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an englishman. He says things like,
"It's a elevator, not'a lift!"
and
"It's bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the englishman says,
"Hey wankar, it's a school, not a god damned shootin range."
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
(DOORS)
What door is the 1st door that opens for you
The Elevator to go to the game
Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
My grandma stubbed her toe in a elevator in september 21st
I make elevating music you make elevator moosic
Your so fat every time you go in the elevator it goes down
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
