5+ Best Egypt Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Pyramid

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Furry

The image shows a statue of Anubis, an ancient Egyptian deity with a jackal head and human body. The text overlay reads: "THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST FURRY IN HISTORY".

Pyramid

An illustration shows people in ancient Egypt constructing a pyramid. Text above the pyramid reads, "how they build ts without spotify premium."

Twin

In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :

The image shows an angry-looking orange character with band-aids on their head and arm, in front of a sky background.

Pyramid

Who knew

The image shows a text on a page stating: "How the. The Egyptian pyramids are pyramid-shaped structures in Egypt."

Map

A map showing Michigan and a section of the Middle East, with the countries and city names in all caps. The location of Dearborn, Michigan, is marked with a dot.

Jokes

Mummy

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

God

Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.