ED Jokes

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please." she says. The bartender says "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.

what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late

what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar

why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed

Ed is Ed in bed full of head.

So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"

There once was a commie called Ed Usually known as Ned He went to bed Got shot in the head Unfortunately now he was dead

We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches

What do you call a special ED class that’s flooded?

Vegetable soup.