ED jokes
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.