ED Jokes

Anonymous

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

Anonymous

Me walking in to the office:
Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal…

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hah
in Offensive

If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?

Random Person
in Orphan

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

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Anonymous
in Vegetable

Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh

Anonymous
in Home

I heard a joke about chocolate

It wasn’t that funny

I just Snicker-ed

ilovemymom

you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles…well not cancers

Anonymous

what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns… special forces

Cuckerspaniel

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, “You don’t know someone until you walk around in their skin.”

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Anonymous

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

ANANYMOUS
in Puns

I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?

Anonymous

dont joke about juice wrld he died a hard life so get f***ed

Anonymous
in Woman

An autistic woman walks into a bar. “A serving of Screaming Banshee, please.” she says. The bartender says “Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago.”

Ian
in Puns

a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him

dangerbin
in Neck

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.

Anonymous
in Vegetable

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables

Phillipshead
in School

We don’t have school shooters we have special ed breeches

Chuckles the Clown

What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed

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Mr Big Fart

Ed is Ed in bed full of head.