A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
ED Jokes
Me walking in to the office:
Principle: tell me what u did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal…
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
I heard a joke about chocolate
It wasn’t that funny
I just Snicker-ed
you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles…well not cancers
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns… special forces
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, “You don’t know someone until you walk around in their skin.”
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?
dont joke about juice wrld he died a hard life so get f***ed
An autistic woman walks into a bar. “A serving of Screaming Banshee, please.” she says. The bartender says “Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago.”
a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables
We don’t have school shooters we have special ed breeches
What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed
Ed is Ed in bed full of head.