ED jokes
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.