Eaten jokes
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.