Eaten jokes
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Have you ever eaten African food?
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.