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The Fast of Ramadan

In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!

One day I was eating a banana and one my friend was eating in the balcony so I threw my banana on his balcony he steapt on it. So he got slipped and one yogi was passing by me. So my friend s banana felt on his head and he got a banana and he got a very nice shining half eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.