Eaten

Eaten jokes

Baby

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

Clock

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

Memes

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Fast

The Fast of Ramadan

In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.

For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!

Fan

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Banana

One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.

Memes

Community

Hey guys it’s me again I was not able to post in a while because I am in Japan There is no cell around where I am And the WiFi is bad I’m also needing a break because my health has declined I have needed to just stop eating because I’ve been overeating And I don’t really think I’ve eaten an actual meal in a week or so I’ve been just eating random shit around the house in secret I think im dying And my jaw and eyes hurt so bad too Help

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

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