Each Other jokes
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.