Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
โI guess we are going down together!โ
how are a orphan and baseball different from each other
a baseball game there is a home run
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! ๐
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, โOh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!โ
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
