the highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10
Stop copying each other fucking losers
Sex is like show and tell, you show your pussy and dick and then you tell each other how you feel
Why don't gay greek men in greece perform anilingus on each other? because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in greece
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have π
Why do gay π¬ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ want to π« π« π« eat each others meat because π₯© π₯ π₯© π π is meat and π¨ has to π eat π π₯ π₯©
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Hey this is to Orphans are ugly, We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am i and orphans rly are ugly!!!!
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
