Dwayne jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Dee.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Daveon...
"My name is Dezz."
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Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
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