Drug Dealer jokes

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?

Shut up and cut the coke.

Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.

Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?

"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.