Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking?”. The man turns around and says “why the fuck are you wearing trainers…”

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced it with but i have been trippin’ all day.