Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
