If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Dosent Jokes
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
