1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
why is lebron james and orphan? bc he dosent use whatsapp
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
short people tend to get angry easily....
cause there so close to the ground there anger dosent despite easily....
Prince might be with a new girl but he still wants Gwen, who dosent. Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through gmail. We broke up, its over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I missed you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry I can't hear you...your breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Want more go to break up jokes, love jokes, hate jokes and Revenge jokes and rape jokes!
