1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement
My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
why is lebron james and orphan? bc he dosent use whatsapp
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
Prince might be with a new girl but he still wants Gwen, who dosent. Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through gmail. We broke up, its over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I missed you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry I can't hear you...your breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Want more go to break up jokes, love jokes, hate jokes and Revenge jokes and rape jokes!
short people tend to get angry easily....
cause there so close to the ground there anger dosent despite easily....
