What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors, she didn ́t listen...
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrort-all.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.
