Didn t jokes

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.

Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.