What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrort-all.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
