DoS jokes
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
Memes
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.