DoS

DoS jokes

Edge

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Shotgun

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Orphan

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Request

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Heart

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.

Death

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Gender Equality

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.

Penis

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.