DoS jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.