DoS jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
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