DoS jokes
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
What do you call cringe?
You.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.