DoS jokes

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

Why do emo people cry?

Because they're emo!

Ahahahah.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

What do you call an orphan's selfie?

A family photo.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sally.

Sally who?

You're going to bed right now.

There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.

There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.

(Bob holds Deric's neck)

Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"