What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
