DoS jokes
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.