DoS jokes
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
What do you call cringe?
You.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?