Donald jokes

Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

What will Donald Trump build in our devices?

A firewall.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.