DOE Jokes

CIA

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

Pride

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Lightbulb

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Gynecologist

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

People

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Kardashians

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Bridge

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

JD Vance

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Slave

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Circumcision

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Difference

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.