What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
DOE Jokes
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
