Do jokes

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow.

Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?

Why do vampires drink blood?

Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?

A selfie.

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You-neak up on it.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.