Do jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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