Do jokes
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)