Do jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Memes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.