Division jokes
David? Mitosis.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.