Divide jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.