Disorder jokes
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
I'm autistic.