Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
im autisisc
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
