Disorder jokes

What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”