I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏
Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism" -Grizzy
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said “That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member” Well done Lewandisney
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.
yo mamma is so dumb she`ll what disney junior all night long
