aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
