What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
he had curse of vanishing
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared. I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her p-ssy - and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "f-ck her doggy" part either
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
What did the magician do as a trick in his show? Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
How do I make my dick disappear? I put it in your dad
