Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
He had the curse of vanishing.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why is the rum gone?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
