Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
He had the curse of vanishing.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why is the rum gone?
