Disability jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊