Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Disability Jokes
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
