Disability jokes
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
I'm the autism.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.