Dirtiness Jokes

One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!

What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard

The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"

What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things

A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um

Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich

hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door

What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it? A puppy you dirty monkey 🐒

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

mom: there is so much of the dogs dirty ball marks. me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls

Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato's one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato's remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

roses are red but grass is greener when i think of you i play with my weiner