what do you call a girl with no legs> unshakeable
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
i nailed my sister's............ picture on the wall
you dirty minded bastard.
wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard
What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
-Dark_Humor
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no don't please just keep going. Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
-Dark_Humor
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common. The feme one's are called bitch.
Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich
hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
why did the guitar teacher get arrested? he fingered minor.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it? A puppy you dirty monkey 🐒
